and i don't feel any different

so it's been quite an eventful new year (so i hear) for most of us

i am trying (really really hard) to suppress this huge smirk that's about to break into giggles at the utter drama and ridiculousness cos really, this is way too funny : )
ok i'm past trying, more like rolling around on the ground clutching my sides now :D

i made a few rules that we can break in future..

rule #1 no alcohol! alcohol in blood system = slutslutslutslutslut oh did i mention slut? :) OMG u got a facebook account?! slut slut slut slut slutt :):)

rule #2 sitting on a couch is the way to spend the perfect new year.
although you might feel tired from doing absolutely nothing and then wonder why you didn't feel this tired during all those hours at the gym and then you remember the hothothotpaedophilichothothot gym trainer :)

rule #3 don't walk around the city at 3 am in a skirt on new year's eve. something to do with the alignment of the planets or something cos guys get super horny and super drunk.
it doesn't matter if you have shorts on underneath cos it doesn't count if people can't see them and the only other person walking with you happens to attract jerks of all races (yes i'm blaming you and your sexy metallic specs :p)

so next year we stick to starbucks, 3 hour traffic jams, mcd's and each other instead? :)